Friday, March 20, 2026

RIP: Chuck Norris Dead At 86

It seems like it should be a sign of the End Times: it has been announced that "Chuck Norris, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' star and martial artist, dies at 86."

2 comments:

  1. Dies, no. Killed, yes. Otherwise confusing him with Keith Richards for portents.

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  2. He's not dead. The Grim Reaper just retired and needed a replacement.

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