Nothing to see here--Move along folks...

My News LA reports that a "Bearded, black-clad bomb thrower terrorizes Cheesecake Factory in Pasadena." The man, described as being of Middle-Eastern or Hispanic appearance, with a heavy beard and dressed in black, threw a defective pipe-bomb into the restaurant. No one was injured, and although police had no ideas of a motive, they were quick to reassure all that it was not terrorism.