News of the World

• He'd read reports indicating that the U.S. had boots on the ground in Gaza fighting for Israel: "Disturbed Air Force serviceman Aaron Bushnell told friends he had 'classified' knowledge of Gaza tunnels the night before he set himself on fire." (See also this New York Post article).
• Convenient timing: "Using marijuana in ANY form is linked to a 42% increased risk of a stroke - and 25% higher chance of a heart attack, study warns."
• We're going to lose our next real war: "Rodents incapacitate millions in eco-friendly military equipment in Ukraine: the unforeseen problem." Rather than insulate wires using icky plastic, European countries used coatings made from corn fiber which the rodents are eating. 
• Another environmental disaster caused by the eco-warriors: "Klamath Dam Removal: ‘It’s an Environmental Disaster’." The dam was removed to, supposedly, replenish salmon populations. Instead it has "kill[ed] endangered species, destroy[ed] roads, threaten[ed] homes with bank collapse and is already seeing drinking water wells go dry." Now "the water is black and thick with mud and toxic heavy metals covering every bit of gravel needed for spawning, deer are dying in the muck as is chokes out all life – and it absolutely reeks."
• SF Mayor: Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes? "Workers at Macy's San Francisco say SHOPLIFTING is to blame for closure, despite mayor insisting crime was not a factor: Mens' dept. staffer says four blazers, 10 wallets and 20 packs of underwear stolen daily."
• Cultural enrichment in action: "Illegal immigrant, 19, from Honduras is accused of raping girl, 14, in Louisiana...as outrage grows over Georgia student Laken Riley 'murdered by undocumented border crosser'."
• Loser! "Biden LOSES to 'uncommitted' in Dearborn in Michigan primary: Alarm bells for the Joe, 81, as more than 100,000 voters protest handling of Gaza."
• Winner! "Donald Trump beats Nikki Haley AGAIN in Michigan Republican presidential primary: Ex-president carries on full steam ahead to a Biden rematch as his final rival defiantly stays in the race and insists he CANNOT win." Haley reminds me of the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "I'm invincible!"
• Protecting "their" democracy: "Report: House Democrats May Not Certify 2024 Election if Trump Wins." It's only an insurrection if conservatives do it.
• Another useless AI has been developed: "Meta’s AI Achieves the Left's Dream, Makes Donald Trump Disappear." Asked to list the American presidents, it skips from Obama to Biden, completely omitting Trump, and listing Biden as the 45th president.
• What anti-racist means: "West End play tells white theatregoers they aren't welcome as it hosts all-black audience nights at Kit Harington production to 'protect' ticketholders from 'the white gaze'." If Leftists have their way, in not too many years whites will be hauled off to death camps.
• Death camps, I'm telling you: "‘Morning Joe’ Guests Demonize White Rural Voters as a ‘Threat to Democracy’."
• White privilege? "'Caucasian' Chicago cop sues the city for the right to change his ethnicity in personnel files." Mohammad Yusuf, who identifies as Egyptian and African American, claims that he originally marked himself as "Caucasian" because when he joined the force, the only other two options were "black" and "Hispanic." But now he wants to change his designation because, according to his lawsuit, "opportunities for advancement may be hindered because the department continues to consider him 'Caucasian'."
• Black lives matter: "Florida cops hunt gunman who opened fire outside school with an Uzi automatic pistol." Jahfahree Prince Edwards "is wanted for four counts of aggravated assault with a firearm and felon in possession of a firearm."
• I'm shocked (not really): "More women are psychopaths than previously thought, expert claims - these are the 7 key signs to look out for." According to the article, the seven signs are:

1. Expressing violence verbally
2. Emotional aggression 
3. Spreading lies/rumors 
4. Deceit  
5. Flirtation
6. Seduction
7. Manipulation