Heh. "What is it like to fire a Daisy bb gun?"

A sarcastic rebuttal to Gersh Kuntzman's article "What is it like to fire an AR-15?" My favorite part:

... The sound of the spring loaded plunger going “boing” startled me. I became disoriented watching the bb arc towards its target. The “dink!” sound it made bouncing off a coke can was horribly loud. The recoil was horrendous, like a bazooka or some other recoilless weapon, and it dislocated my shoulder. I vomited and cried. I still have PTSD. Anxiety. Irritability. Nightmares. I may never again be the same.