Heh.

Daily Mail headline: "Armed robber accidentally shoots himself in the penis while 'robbing a hot dog stand' when the gun goes off in the waistband of his pants." If that were not funny enough, here is the rest of the story:

        Terrion Pouncy, 19, allegedly held two employees of Maxwell Street Express at gunpoint in Chicago's South Side neighborhood Tuesday morning. 

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        He had been holding a bucket filled with grease and asked the other employee to get cash from the register. As they handed the cash and their wallets over, the bucket of grease spilled and the money went flying. 

       Pouncy grabbed the money and tucked the gun in his waistband and began to flee. 

       As he ran, the gun accidentally went off and shot him in the penis.